"Oh hell," said George, "Why not? I'm in"
And offered his cup to the flagon
"It's bound to just a large rodent or dog
'cause there's no such thing as a dragon."
All dolled up was he the next day
All shiny brass, red, white and blue
Full of bluster was he 'till the smoke and the flame
Then decided he needed the loo.
But George was brave, despite all this
And from somewhere deep down within
He mustered up all of his courage and yelled
"Red Bull give me wings!"
George and the dragon fought long and hard
(They both went without any dinner)
But in the end, if truth be told, and it must
There could only be just the one winner.
So it was on that day that George prevailed
And smote that dragon so sweetly
And the monster gasped with it's last dying breath
"I thought it was to be, but it was not to be."
To celebrate that 23 April is both St George's Day and the date of Shakespeare's birth and death, this week's prompt over at the 100 word challenge is to write a sonnet with a minimum of 14 lines. Read more entries over at Julia's Place.
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I loved this - I was giggling all the way through from the moment he said there was no such thing as a dragon. Had to keep stopping reading to give myself chance to stop laughing - Red Bull give me wings indeed! And what a great nod to the great man himself in the last line. I'm so glad you decided to give it a go after all.
ReplyDeleteVery funny. Loved the mix of traditional and modern. A great poem with a fun twist. Very well done!
ReplyDeleteSo fun!
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness you're too kind! Thanks for the lovely comments, made my day :)
ReplyDelete*Takes a bow* thank you kindly :)
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed writing it *grin*
ReplyDeleteI could hear the hooves galloping as I was reading this! It does have a great comedy to it! I think I'm going to set poems again! Thank you for giving me a chuckle!
ReplyDeleteYou definitely went for the 'funny bone'. Thanks for making me grin this early in the morning.
ReplyDeleteGlad you had a giggle, it was a fun one to do :)
ReplyDeleteYou're most welcome my dear :)
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